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(male announcer)
Previously, on a very special
Clone High...

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Some voted with their heads,

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some voted with their hearts,

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Cleopatra voted
with her student body,

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and you, the audience,
voted to be absolutely riveted.

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(Abandoned Pools singing)
* Way, way back in the 1980s

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* Secret government employees

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* Dug up famous
guys and ladies *

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* And made amusing
genetic copies *

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* Now the clones
are sexy teens now *

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* They're going to make it
if they try *

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* Loving, learning,
sharing, judging *

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* Time to laugh
and shiver and cry *

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* Clone High

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* Clone High

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*

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Check it out.

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I'm the guy with
two French fries up his nose!

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Get it?

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[laughing]
That's hilarious, Gandhi.

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Ah, your impressions
are awesome.

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Uh, spaz?

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Putting fries up your nose
is not an impression.

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You actually are
a guy with fries up his nose.

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Oh, you like
impressions, huh?

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Hi, I'm Joan of Arc,
and I wear a retainer.

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[laughing]

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Hi, I'm Abe Lincoln,
and I've never laughed

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so hard in my life.

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Up high, honest Abe!
Whoo!

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This bent wire better not
cause an overbite,

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or in three to five years,
I'm gonna--

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[muffled speaking]

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Perfect.

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Oh, sorry.

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I didn't see
you there.

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I did, but I didn't
say anything.

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Wow, Cleo, you're doing
a bang-up job promoting

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the awareness fair.

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This year, the theme
for the awareness fair is...

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awareness.

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- Wow!
- That is a good theme.

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- I like it also.
[dog barks]

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And for a fundraiser,
I'm hosting

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an open-mouth kissing booth.

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Oh, for herpes awareness?

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Gandhi will take
a little sugar right now.

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Show some respect.

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JFK'll take
a little sugar right now.

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[slurping sounds]

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That was so hot.

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The girls definitely
won't walk away

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from our kissing booth
disappointed.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

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Whoa!

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Whoa.

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whoa!

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Our open-mouth kissing booth?

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More like your
open-mouth kissing booth.

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You know
my policy regarding fatties.

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Well, you don't see
me complaining

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about having to kiss
poor people.

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I'm sure you can make
an exception for one day.

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Well, I'm tired
of making exceptions, hussy!

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And I'm tired of playing
second fiddle to that pooch.

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There's nothing going on
between me and President Dog.

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What happened to us, Cleo?

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I'll bet you let him poop
in your backyard too.

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*

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Ring-a-ding-ding,
Mr. Butlertron, babe.

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[mumbling]

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Hell of a show last night,
Mr. B.

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What Frank said.

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Mr. B, I'm the principal,

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and you're a mere

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butler/vice principal/
dehumidifier,

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yet every student says
hello to you

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and ignores me.

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How can I get close
to the students?

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I try to listen with compassion
instead of killing them.

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Of course!

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It's that soothing
cardigan sweater of yours.

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Cleo, what are you doing here?

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I come here whenever
I break up with JFK.

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Seems like I've
been here a lot lately.

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Then these are lucky roses.

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- How do you mean?
- Uh...

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'Cause you visit them?

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Actually, Abe,
flowers are

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just the reproductive
organs of plants.

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They can't tell
when someone visits them.

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But--hmm.

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I'm just feeling sad.

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I don't know
how I'll manage

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the open-mouth kissing booth.

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Well, I could help.

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I love open-mouth kissing.

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It's so much more open
than closed-mouth kissing.

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(male voice)
Don't feel alone.
God is always with you.

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Did you just say something?

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Uh-uh.

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The voices...

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Finally!

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The voices!

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Come on now.

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Talk to me.

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I am not going
to open up to you.

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Lynn, quick, your cardigan.

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But it's cold and flu season.

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Give it!

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[sighs]

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Behold, the soothing power
of this enchanted sweater vest.

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Behold it!

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Do you have a BB gun?

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I have several.

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Wanna go shoot birds some time?

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I would love to!

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B, D, B, C, C, A, D.
Boop! I'm done!

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Do you mind?

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We are taking a test.

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Gandhi, just try and sit still
until everyone is finished.

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Not a problem, Mr. Sheepman.

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[humming]

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[fingers tapping]

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[pen clicking]

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[all noises combined]

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Rhythm is everywhere!

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[laughing]
It's true. It's everywhere!

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Darn it, Gandhi!

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I've had it
with your constant fidgeting.

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[blows raspberry]

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Who did that?

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[whistling]

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Your innocent whistling
doesn't fool me.

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I'm 70% sure that farting noise
came from you.

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Hall monitor!

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[door slams]

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I was so on today.

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[locker slamming]

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[drawer slamming]

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What's in here?

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Quit fidgeting, boy.

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Can't you see
I'm wearing a cardigan?

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What's his deal, man?

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Impulsiveness, hyperactivity,
short attention span.

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I'll run the symptoms
through my computer.

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[beeping]

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[beeping continues]

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[beeping continues]

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Oh, Wesley.

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You have A.D.D.

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A.D.D.?

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Am I...dying?

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No, it's A.D.D.,
attention deficit disorder.

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You also have A.D.H.D.,
its hyperactive cousin.

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Oh, wow.

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I need a minute
to think about this.

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*

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Hey, check out this
extra flappy skin on my elbow.

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What is that?

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[fingers snapping]

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* Did you hear?
Did you hear? *

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* Gandhi has A.D.D.

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* Incurable disease

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* Did you hear?
Did you hear? *

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* Don't tell Paul Revere *

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* Gandhi's contagious,
totally outrageous *

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* A disease with initials,
that's the worst kind *

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* A.D.D. has warped his mind

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* Did you hear?
Did you hear? *

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* Don't tell Paul Revere,
don't tell Paul Revere *

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* Don't tell Paul Revere *

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* Too late!

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* Bada-rum bada-rum

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* Bada-rum bada-rum
bada-rum *

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* Gandhi has A.D.D.,
Gandhi has A.D.D. *

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* You get it from toilet seats

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* Use a protective sheet

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* Attention deficit disorder

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* A.D.D.

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[panting]

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It can't be true,
but then again,

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it rhymed,
so it must be.

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*

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Jesús Cristo,
do you know the story

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of Joan of Arc?

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Yeah, I seen the movie.

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I got it on DVD, homes.

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She was, like, 16, right?

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And then God told her
to make the Frenchies

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fight the Ingléses,
you know, the people

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that drink tea all the time
and have big teeth?

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And then people started
getting mad,

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'cause she was hearing voices
and then at the end,

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she got cooked like a steak.

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Pretty good.
I give it thumbs up, homes.

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Basically.

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See, I've never been able
to live up to her.

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That's why, instead,
I became a cynical,

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angst-ridden goth girl.

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But now,
I'm hearing voices.

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Religious voices.

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Damn.

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Hey, they tell you who's gonna
win the Latin Grammys?

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If it's Ricky Martin,
don't tell me,

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eh, don't tell me.

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It's Ricky Martin, huh?

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This is totally freaking me out.

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Hey, take a hit.
Relax.

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God's message can be
a total trip.

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But you know that you have
to do what he tells you, eh?

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Because god has a plan
for all of us--

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a painful, painful plan.

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Wait, wait,
the voices are telling me

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to head on down to St. Paul's
Mattress Discounters.

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I have to go.

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Jesús, God's power is
in the mix!

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[nail gun fires]
- Ooh!

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Be careful with
that nail gun, Jesús.

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I'm worried about Gandhi.

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Me too.

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You don't think
he'll freak out

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and bite me, do you?

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He hasn't done anything
to hurt anyone.

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Hey, which open-mouth kissing
technique do you like better?

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This one...

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[slurping noises]

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or this one?

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[slurping noises]

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Hey, principal, look!

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I fit the entire freshman class
into just ten lockers.

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[laughing]

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- Oh, man.
- Oh, my.

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Oh, JFK, you're
such a wonderful boy.

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So full
of fun and life.

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I'm gonna go chuck
a dead gopher

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into the girls' bathroom.

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Classic!

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Jesus saves,
and so will we--

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on California kings
all weekend long!

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If you can find a lower price,
God will give you

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a bed frame for free!

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Oh, feel it!
Firm, but not too firm,

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just like the lord!

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No, Gene Kelly.

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It's shuffle, cha-cha,
spin left, shimmy,

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booty quake, thrust,
booty quake, thrust.

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Wow, Marie Curie's
mutated DNA may have

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left her grotesquely deformed,
but she's a really good dancer.

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Sorry I'm late,
but somebody forgot

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to tell el Gandhisimo
we had practice.

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Hey, before we kick it,
can I get someone

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to stretch my hammies?

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Gandhi, this is
really hard to say.

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I think maybe because of your
condition, you shouldn't be--

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You're kicking me
off the dance squad?

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The Solid Gandhi Dancers?

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But I'm the treasurer.

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What if you have
an A.D.D. attack,

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and you can't pay attention
to the moves?

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That's not gonna happen.

262
00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:19,700
Check this out.

263
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,633
[scatting]

264
00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:30,067
Gandhi, stop,
you're out of control.

265
00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:31,533
Are you watching?
Are you watching?

266
00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:33,267
'Cause watch this,
here it comes, finish.

267
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:34,367
Pow!

268
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,500
[column slams]

269
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:40,633
(woman)
I don't want that diseased freak
going near my Attila.

270
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:43,167
I don't really think
it's safe for Gandhi

271
00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:45,067
to wander around
without a space suit.

272
00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:47,633
Folks, you all know me.

273
00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:50,733
I'm Toots,
Joan of Arc's foster grandpa.

274
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,467
Now, I may be blind,
but I can see

275
00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:55,267
certain things loud and clear.

276
00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:57,667
This is a room
full of scared people

277
00:10:57,667 --> 00:11:01,133
making decisions based
on fear and ignorance.

278
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:03,467
Now when I left
the house this evening,

279
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:07,067
I intended to go to
Giovanni's Italian Restaurant.

280
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,267
I can tell
I'm in the wrong place.

281
00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:11,333
So if you'll excuse me,
I'll leave,

282
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,733
and let you get on
with your meeting.

283
00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:14,733
[crowd shouting]

284
00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:15,967
Settle!

285
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,567
The bevested principal has
the answer.

286
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,400
Therapeutic isolation!

287
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,600
- That will solve everything.
- I feel so pacified.

288
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,133
(man)
Is that cashmere?

289
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:28,300
The man in the dapper
cardigan is right.

290
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,767
Let's lock him up
like a diabetic.

291
00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,633
I move we form
an angry mob,

292
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:35,433
just a whole bunch
of mens just running.

293
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:38,567
(Abe)
I've never sat here
in the popular section before.

294
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,833
Wow!
Salt and pepper?

295
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,833
With me, Abe, it's
first class all the way.

296
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,633
Abe, you've gotta help me.

297
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,200
You're all I have, man.

298
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,233
Is that pepper?

299
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:50,467
Abe, do you have
a celibacy wish?

300
00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:52,633
No, no,
a thousand times no.

301
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,800
Because when I see
you talking to Gandhi,

302
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,067
I feel like totally
not kissing you.

303
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,933
You want to kiss
something, Cleo?

304
00:11:58,933 --> 00:12:03,067
You can start
with my solid gold ass.

305
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,967
Up high, Lincoln Continental!

306
00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:09,767
Dude, don't leave me hanging.

307
00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:14,067
Come on, Abe, it's me...
Gandhi.

308
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,667
Don't you know me?

309
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:20,400
Sorry Gandhi,
I'm kind of tired.

310
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,867
[scoffs]
Fine.

311
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,267
I never thought
the world would see

312
00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:28,500
Abraham Lincoln dissing
Mahatma Gandhi.

313
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,600
Gandhi, no!

314
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,300
Not our matching
friendship locket.

315
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,600
"Best dudes forever," Abe?

316
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,567
"Best dudes forever?"

317
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:43,967
*

318
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:46,800
[distant commotion]

319
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,600
[mob shouting]

320
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,067
*

321
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,600
I brought you some fries.

322
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,300
I was thinking you could,
I don't know,

323
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:06,467
stick some in your nose
like old times.

324
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,067
Keep your damn fries.

325
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:10,733
Look, Gandhi, when I chose
not to high five you yesterday

326
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:13,367
it wasn't because
I don't care about you.

327
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,867
It was because I didn't
want to touch you.

328
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,567
I'm sorry, is somebody talking?

329
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,400
'Cause I don't see anyone.

330
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,767
Gandhi--
[phone rings]

331
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,600
Hi, Cleo.

332
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,333
Yeah, I got your fax.

333
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,700
I already called ahead
to the lip balm store, yeah.

334
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,267
I'm goin' right now.

335
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:31,433
I'm going right now.

336
00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:34,333
[rock music]

337
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,633
* Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

338
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:39,767
*

339
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:43,967
* Once we were warriors

340
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:47,200
* Running with the streets

341
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,400
* Got to remember the fire

342
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,767
* Don't give in to the heat *

343
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:59,067
* Remember the memories

344
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:03,333
* Life is only a game

345
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,300
* You're only a man now *

346
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,200
* Remember your heart

347
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,333
* Remember the flame

348
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,200
* Living and dying

349
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,967
* Dreaming and crying

350
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:15,067
* Seizing the day

351
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:18,600
* Carping the diem

352
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,133
* Remember the memories

353
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:24,367
* Two stars worlds apart

354
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:28,900
* Remember the memories

355
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:31,767
(man)
Hi there, friend.

356
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,933
- Wow, Tom Green.
- Who?

357
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:35,067
You work here?

358
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,433
Oh, I always make
time to teach kids

359
00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:37,967
the facts
about A.D.D.

360
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:40,600
and/or A.D.H.D.,
its hyperactive cousin.

361
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,633
- Huh?
- Hey, you're reading my book.

362
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,233
Touch the book.

363
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:47,967
Lick the book. Lick the book.
Lick the book. Lick the book.

364
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:49,567
Lick the book. Lick the book.

365
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,700
Lick the book. Lick the book.
Lick the book. Lick the book.

366
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:55,933
Book, book, book, book,
book, book, book, book.

367
00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:57,367
Yeah, I haven't read it either.

368
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,067
People with A.D.D.,
they aren't good readers.

369
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,500
Want to go shave a dog?

370
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,500
My friend has A.D.D.

371
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,633
And everyone at school treats
him like some kind of leper.

372
00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:07,133
Well, that's discrimination.

373
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:10,233
Hey, do you want to go
take a dump on my parents' bed?

374
00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:13,733
[squawking]
I'm an albatross.

375
00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,133
I'm an albatross.

376
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:19,667
* I'm flap-flap-flapping
my albatross wings *

377
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:24,367
* Flap-flap-flapping
my albatross wings *

378
00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:25,733
[glass shatters]

379
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,567
Ahh!

380
00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:29,900
Ahh!

381
00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:33,200
Go ahead, I'm here for you.

382
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:39,200
I, uh--recently broke up
with my girlfriend, Cleo.

383
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,533
Remember, too much emotion makes
Dr. Scudworth uncomfortable.

384
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:46,933
But she was the first girl
that gave me--

385
00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:49,333
what's that word?

386
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,633
Feelings!

387
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:51,633
[sobs]

388
00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:52,900
[squeals]

389
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,967
Is that water leaking
out of your face?

390
00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:55,900
[squeaks]

391
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,233
Ahh!

392
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,300
Er, uh--

393
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,667
Ahh!

394
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:05,233
What is this
touchy-feely bull crap?

395
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:06,500
Yech!

396
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:10,100
I don't want to borrow
this sweater no more.

397
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:17,300
*

398
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,833
God won't stop talking to me.

399
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,133
His power is in the mix!

400
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,500
I haven't slept in 78 hours.

401
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,533
[chuckles]

402
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:24,967
Oh, my goodness, I'm tired.

403
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,967
Jeez, that guy is,
like, 45.

404
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,633
(Principal Scudworth)
Whee!

405
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:33,533
It's experimental surgery time.

406
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,267
Go on, man, do it.

407
00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:36,400
I want you to.

408
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,667
Stick it in my head.
I hope it kills me.

409
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,067
If you're not terrified,
where's the sport?

410
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,333
I don't want to live
in a world

411
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,733
where buds diss their homeboys.

412
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,200
You're a high school principal.

413
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,867
You don't know
what it's like to be lonely.

414
00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:50,867
On the contrary, Gandhi,
some principals

415
00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:52,767
do feel loneliness.

416
00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:56,067
We're not the invincible gods
that teen magazines would

417
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:58,667
have you believe.

418
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:02,100
Then I guess there's no hope
for guys like us.

419
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,933
There's always hope, Gandhi.

420
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:07,067
When life gives you lemons,
you clone those lemons

421
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,800
and make super lemons.

422
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,667
So go down
to that awareness fair,

423
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:14,867
stand up for what's right,
and bring me back a funnel cake.

424
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,667
But there's no way
out of this place.

425
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,267
Isn't there?

426
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:24,767
Oh, I think I know
what you're saying.

427
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,867
- [grunts]
[glass shatters]

428
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,167
And turn.

429
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,600
(Butlertron)
You really helped that boy.

430
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,633
I did,
and without the sweater vest.

431
00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:37,700
I guess it wasn't
magic after all.

432
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,933
Or was it?

433
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,067
[crowd gasps]

434
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,567
Is there a Heather in the crowd?
Heather?

435
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,733
Heather, I have
a message for you:

436
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,067
Jerome wants
you to forgive him

437
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,467
for hooking up
with Lupe at Trey's party,

438
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:52,600
and God is commanding all of us
to give a shout out

439
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,300
to all the locals
at the In-N-Out in La Puente

440
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,233
His power is in the mix!

441
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,133
(radio announcer)
We're 107 FM,

442
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:06,433
where the mix of fresh
Christian jams slam first.

443
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,067
His power is in the mix.

444
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,200
Coming up, we've got
a rock crusade--

445
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,967
40 minutes of nonstop Amy Grant!

446
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:18,067
I can't--you know,
I gotta take--okay...

447
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,133
[scoffs]
I can't believe it, eh?

448
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:23,133
Jerome hooked up with Lupe?

449
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:24,233
[crowd screams]

450
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,800
What the hell are
you doing here?

451
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,500
You're selling kisses?
I'm buying.

452
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,600
Abe, will you form a mob
and get rid of this loser?

453
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,967
No, but I will inform a mob
with the help of this winner.

454
00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,767
- Tom?
- Hi, everybody.

455
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,333
I'm Ottawa's Tom Green.

456
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,367
I live in Hollywood.

457
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:41,967
[applause]
- Thank you.

458
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:45,100
So some of you may have
been mean to a kid with A.D.D.

459
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,533
That's not cool.

460
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:47,533
Coffee?

461
00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,333
Anyone--coffee, anyone?

462
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,667
Huh?
Sorry.

463
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,533
I like cotton candy.
Check out my muscle.

464
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,067
Potato chips.
It's a Ferris wheel.

465
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,067
So I guess what I'm trying
to say is--

466
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,767
Plastic bag. Plastic bag.
Plastic bag. Plastic bag.

467
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:00,633
Plastic bag.
Plastic bag.

468
00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:03,900
Like Mr. Green
so eloquently said,

469
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,967
A.D.D. is not infectious.

470
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:09,800
What is infectious is ignorance.

471
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,433
If everyone keeps
treating Gandhi

472
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:12,900
like a contagious freak,

473
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,900
then this isn't
an awareness fair.

474
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,933
It's an awareness unfair.

475
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:20,533
(man)
Do you think
I was born yesterday?

476
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:21,633
[crowd murmuring]

477
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:22,867
(Tom Green)
Who likes cheese?

478
00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:24,967
Abe?

479
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,367
You know what you have to do.

480
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,700
You're right.

481
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,300
(man)
* Am I on time?

482
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,700
* Have I got soul?

483
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:40,800
* Arrest myself
for being cold *

484
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:43,167
[grunts]

485
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:44,800
Dude, that was not cool.

486
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,133
Not cool!

487
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:50,067
And because of that,
I'm only paying you $4.

488
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,333
My discomfort
with a man kissing another man

489
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,667
is stronger than my hatred
for people with A.D.D.

490
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:57,867
Hey, let's all accept Gandhi
and shun Abe instead.

491
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,467
[cheering]

492
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,967
Wow, Abe, your brave
homoerotic gesture

493
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,333
has changed
my view about A.D.D.

494
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,633
Just don't touch me.

495
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:08,667
Gandhi, get on up here
and dance.

496
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,333
But I didn't bring
my dance skins.

497
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,500
Gandhi!

498
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,667
Okay, you got me.

499
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:16,767
Maybe I can help.

500
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:19,633
I think God left
one last song in me.

501
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:21,300
(man)
Ya'll ready for God?

502
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,300
[dance music playing]

503
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:32,233
*

504
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:42,233
(announcer)
Next time, on a very special
Clone High.

505
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,567
Will Abe and Joan's
student films reveal

506
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,600
their true feelings
for one another?

507
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,733
How will Scudworth get himself
out of another dangerous pickle?

508
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:53,233
And what will become of Gandhi?

509
00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:55,867
I'd tell you, but I haven't
seen the episode yet.

510
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:57,367
They were supposed
to send it to me,

511
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,800
but there's this guy at work
who totally hates me.

512
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:04,267
If he gets me fired,
I'm gonna kill his dog.

513
00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:07,167
(Abandoned Pools singing)
* Way, way back in the 1980s

514
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:10,100
* Secret government employees

515
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,067
* Dug up famous
guys and ladies *

516
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:16,067
* And made amusing
genetic copies *

517
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,833
* Now the clones
are sexy teens now *

518
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,667
* They're going to make it
if they try *

519
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,667
* Loving, learning,
sharing, judging *

520
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:30,900
* Time to laugh
and shiver and cry *

521
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,700
* Clone High